AMERICA, UNITED STATES — Let’s say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, ‘No! I like it here. It’s better than my house. I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do. I’m hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
Illegal Entry According to the protesters:
You are required to let me stay in your house.
You are required to feed me.
You are required to add me to your family’s insurance plan.
You are required to educate my kids.
You are required to provide other benefits to me & to my family.
My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (Except for that Illegal Entry part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself.
I’m a hard-working and honest person, except for well, you know, the Illegal Entry part.
And what a deal it is for me! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted.
Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE so that you can communicate with me.
Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is? America is populated and governed by IDIOTS.
I say let the demonstrators and supporters of illegal immigrants take them into their own homes and support them so we, the people won’t have to!
If not, blow it ALL off, along with your future Social Security funds and a lot of the former benefits of being an American Citizen.