Bill and Hillary Clinton’s Box Under the Bed – Joke

box under the bed

On the lighter side of this election

Sent to Trumpville Report by Larry Duncan Florida Team Leader

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a large box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious about why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box under the bed?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, okay Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. Even though, I’m very disappointed and saddened by your behavior;  since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen, and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and kissed and both agreed that they had now made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box under the bed?”

He answered, “Well when the box got filled up with empty cans,

I took them to the recycling center and sold the cans and put the money in the box under the bed..”


Sent to Trumpville Report by Larry Duncan Florida Team Leader

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